dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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