How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Dear god my vagina.
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