I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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