Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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