why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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