Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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