i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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