She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
They have beer where we have blood.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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