You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
