Pappa wants mamma naked
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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