He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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