Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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