Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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