Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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