thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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