i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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