I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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