The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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