if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
and she was petting her beer can
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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