That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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