His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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