for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
