How'd it feel making her break her religion?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Randomize
