Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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