Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
