My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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