I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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