we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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