Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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