There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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