Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
