But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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