seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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