So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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