so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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