She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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