The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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