is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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