is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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