super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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