so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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