I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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