how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I intend to get homeless drunk
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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