shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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