I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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