belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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