How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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