puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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