it's not cheating when I paid for it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
