i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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